Who knew Emmental could be so erotic?

Christopher Pagano, a 42-year-man from Philadelphia, was arrested by police after offering yet another woman money to rub Swiss cheese on his genitals.

His latest arrest comes after a fourth woman came forward to report such an incident. It now brings the number of charges Mr Pagano is facing up to a not so brie-lliant 20.

The ‘serial masturbator’ has been dubbed the ‘Swiss cheese pervert’ in the United States. Now his notoriety is spreading worldwide as his seamlessly insatiable hunger for dairy-related sexual acts continues apace.

The first reported incident involving the cheese pervert was in January of this year when a photo circulated of the man in question waving a piece of his favourite holey cheese in the air… with his trousers parked around his ankles.

The local neighbourhood in which Mr Pagano was operating posted a picture of the man on its Facebook page and warned residents to ‘beware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert’. He has not been deterred though; he has since asked several women to rub the proteinous product onto his crotch, offering financial rewards in return, without so much as a cheesy chat-up line first.

As more women were sought out by the persistent Mr Pagano, the propositioned females fell back on the old adage: in queso emergency, call the police. The cheese-loving Lothario was quickly arrested, released on bond but then busted once again as the problem persisted.

In total he now faces 20 charges, including four each of stalking, indecent exposure, harassment and open lewdness, according to online court records.

His sweet dreams are made of cheese, but unfortunately for the Swiss cheese sex pest, his dreams are yet to become a reality.